do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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