thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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