i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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