Sponge bath it is.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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