Soap is not a condiment
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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