oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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