Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
