she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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