I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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