How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
