I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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