Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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