I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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