we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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