Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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