The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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