physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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