I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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