We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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