He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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