It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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