then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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