Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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