How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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