Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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