Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
