Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You may now shotgun with the bride
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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