I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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