I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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