Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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