In the future we'll all be gay
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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