it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Terrible idea I love it
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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