brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
