im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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