I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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