I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize