whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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