i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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