His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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