I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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