I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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