how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You coming home soon, man?
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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