I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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