I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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