my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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