We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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