Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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