return my video game
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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