wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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