I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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