Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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