I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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