So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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