Having a random hookup so left but love u
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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