there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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